|—||Byron Katie (via lostgal49)|
i’ve never seen something so accurate
i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.
the anxiety is real
i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:
- NO one thinks theyre for you
- actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
- nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down
4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend
5. no one cares if you buy pads/tampons. absolutely no one cares.
|—||Bayron Ortiz (via stevenbong)|
|—||Colin Singleton (via intractably)|
Tonight I’m drowning.
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
|—||Joyce Carol Oates (via hyyerclass)|
|—||Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via larmoyante)|