|—||Haley James Scott (OneTree Hill)|
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
Negatives of being a celebrity
josh hutcherson making fun of himself for being short is my new fandom
|—||Charlaine Harris (via corps-brise)|
last text messages from the victims of the daegu subway fire on february 18, 2003.
"I’m sorry. I can’t bring your shoes and bag. I was going to make you a pork cutlet.. sorry.. my daughter. I love you."
"You really make me hate youㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ get lostㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ bye"
"There’s a fire. I will go to heaven first."
"Without oppa you must not skip meals and listen to your parents.. get itㅋㅋ and don’t wait for me I won’t come"
"Oppa is in an emergency I think I need to be away. Don’t wait for me and go back. Alright? I love you."
"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋDon’t waitㅋㅋI’m not comming ㅋㅋㅋ I’m sick of youㅋㅋㅋㅋ"
"Study hard and be a good person. Dad is sorry."
"ㅇㅇcall emergency tell them there’s a fire in the subway don’t panic and keep calm. Alright? Oppa’s okay"
"What if I suddenly disappear tomorrow? What would you do? just curious ㅎㅎ"
"I’m sorry that I was mad at you this morning it wasn’t what i meant honey I love you forever"
Some women sexualize men’s muscles the way some men sexualize women’s boobs.
SOMEONE SAID IT
Yes, but no one is telling to cover them up because it’s indecent
not only that but women do not shout things like “nice fuckin guns, ya fine piece of dick” and “I’d like to rub oil all over your muscled body” at men on the street soo